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[eagletears]

Testing.

All current transported residents, Anchor City.

Attempting headcount. Please respond with identity and statistics if possible.

Warmest appreciation for your invaluable support. We are stronger together.

     Captain Steve Rogers.

Comments

[eagletears]

A dimension away, and you still don't take anything seriously.

[cannedgoods]

Who said I'm not?

I know this might be hard for you to understand Rogers, but I don't have to actually be talking about something to be thinking about it.

[eagletears]

Most people think before they speak.

[cannedgoods]

Implying that I'm only capable of thinking about one thing at a time.

[eagletears]

Right.

You're always two quips ahead.

[cannedgoods]

Three, as of last count.

[eagletears]

How about thinking of something useful, like how the hell we got here and how we're going to get out.

[cannedgoods]

Right. Let's talk about it right here, on the network provided by our resident computer overlord.

You know, I'm pretty sure there's a saying about a pot, a kettle, and people saying that they should think before speaking... Or typing, as the case may be.

[eagletears]

Then what do you suggest, a meeting at town hall?

[cannedgoods]

I'll leave that in your semi-capable hands.

[Wait, you don't expect him to show up, do you?]

[eagletears]

With my semi-capable hands and your semi-tolerable brain, we should be able to come up with something.